dong

89/94 Has to be team of the year

17 goals and 18 assists in 41 games is future ballon d’or winner level stats

Wirtz

https://s3a.sofifa.net/a8cc1cfeead4de5cb77d6de06e3d8c3764e46a5f.png 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

Three trophies is three trophies...

Could be BAYER TREBLEKUSEN

BAYER LEVERKUSEN ❌ BAYER NEVERLOSEN ✅

https://s3a.sofifa.net/8af33f1e201708b853530c8481fc3fe6b2941466.jpg

did you forget to switch accounts?

They are laughing to the bank with the Caicedo money

Ok PENdro

He was only 13 then

https://s3a.sofifa.net/1149513fdd03ea7f852c6bb82deb2430ea7ec2c0.jpg

Uuuu a generational youngster with leadership trait and stature tells others what to do uuUuuUU. such a negative thing. stfu

I don't even care about his lack of goals. His contribution to this squad is massive. As important as Van Dijk & Alisson. He's just relentless and makes things happen

Probably Haaland

Bro was 40 back in 2014 https://s3a.sofifa.net/caf789d8c7396502abb9cf7224c89ef5e2cc4796.jpg

https://s3a.sofifa.net/b01cb33d8a518a2c20c9ba0e6d8294a3d6298bb6.gif

https://s3a.sofifa.net/e216a48ca84c11ba6172f73340731de9f4d2293c.jpg

Eric García + 3 months of Spotify Premium

Played very badly in the second half

Your entire club is on fraudwatch since 2015

Doing incredibly at Liverpool so far, crazy how people would hate this man!

His dick is so far up the Belgian fraud "kevin de bruyne"'s asshole right now, 85/93

Hol' up. What!?

Victor Osimhen responds to claims that Hakimi is better than him with image of noose on Twitter: https://s3a.sofifa.net/8f9bcde3910d67668d3d9a1dec0a65f85458e0b4.jpg

"He's not a striker" "He's not a winger" "He's not a midfielder" mate... is he even a f*ckin football player at this point?? 💀💀

👆👆FACTS

86/92 still class, way better than every single English “talent” 👆👆 FACTS

Haha gotta love all the Prem fanboys who are now crying because some club in Saudi Arabia is spending crazy money when that's exactly what every single English club has been doing for years

Bro the main character of this world

Yeah cuz he'll reach 99 darwizzy goat 🐐

Heard he is getting number 9 to match his goal tally

Very good facial bone structure.

You are real prophecy

https://twitter.com/NoDarkSarkasm/status/1675001560835964928?t=bOceTupCLSm1QCuW8-NLVQ&s=19

Bro fifa isnt real life, he can play cm lmao

It's called being grown up.

He’s probably sleeping on the street in Manchester somewhere

Doesn’t it make other things wet but it’s not wet within itself

He has that Irish in him

One of the 20 Teams in the English Premier League

https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1666841643172114432?t=NvFJ8tHsFL7h4MfhyH5odw&s=19

I'ma pass you to Neymar, he got time for your bestie, girl.

5’7, I’m messi girl

10 years ago he was 15 yo.

He is so much better now than 10 years ago

julian alvarez is his actual opponent, not haaland lol and saying this is not a negative thing at all, alvarez is class. darwin isnt a bad signing at all, just way too overhyped by comparing with haaland

Lost to Julian Alvarez a WC Final and now a UCL Semi Final.

Everybody likes to talk about Haaland and don't get me wrong, I love Haaland But this guy deserves a Ballon d'Or

Welbeck

who let bro cook

It's hard to understand people getting pissy over Brazil dancing when Griezmann literally L danced in the finals of the 2018 WC.

Win Ligue 1 and Coupe de france!!!

Probably. Roasted midget goat is a very popular food in Croatia. Being a 20-year-old Croatian chad, I heard he could eat two in one sitting. Can only imagine what's it gonna look like in 5-10 years.

https://s3a.sofifa.net/2d0dad79fffe3913d860d9f057fad7bb686a3b30.jpg

Nat Philips > Koulibaly

smeeshtradamus coming through with the crystal ball lmao

LOL

southgate will take him over tomori and it'll be hilarious