Team - VfL Bochum 1848
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Player - Kobbie Mainoo
Wtf I just knocked on my neighbours door cos his car alarm was going off for ages and he didn’t seem to be doing anything about it so thought he should know plus it was pissing me off and he answered the door with no bottoms and no underwear on and he had a completely rock hard boner that thing looked like it could break diamonds and not only that it was absolutely massive I’m not gay but I wanted to put my hand round it because I haven’t seen a cock that big, and he lives alone so bros just walking round hard as hell for what reason? I couldn’t stop looking at that massive piece and stuttered and didn’t say anything about the alarm I just pointed and walked off but at the end of his drive I hadn’t heard the door shut yet so I turned round like a last glance and he was still in the door way rock hard and his cock looked absolutely crazy big from further away like totally the wrong proportion with the rest of his body and this is a white guy btw I feel like knocking tomorrow to see if the same thing happens
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
4th in Bundesliga and only lost 1 game this season EA:"Lets downrate almost every player"
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
i feel so bad for gerardo seoane, the guy was a great person, and loves the club, he's not take all the blame for the team performance *cof cof hradecky, tapsoba and tah,
wish you all the best gerry in your future, and warm welcome to xabi alonso
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
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https://s3a.sofifa.net/014f5d1a1f8dfd1d1a0f26d2f2df4f0e168d9e03.jpg
Absolute Scenes 😍 They Deserved it Badly and you just can't hate this club and their fans
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
would have been funnier if they just said "Now do that every year until 2036 then we'll congratulate you"
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
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Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
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Tomorrow makes a whole year since I bought this flag. I couldn't be more proud of it.
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
Hipsters' favourite pharmaceutical company saved German football
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
Thats my type of luck in gambling
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
I have the power to end this unbeaten streak by simply betting next game 100 bucks on win/draw on Leverkusen
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
⏰ 90'+4 vs Bayern
⏰ 90'+4 vs "Qarabag"
⏰ 90'+4 vs Augsburg
⏰ 90'+1 vs Leipzig
⏰ 90'+1 vs Schuttgart
⏰ 90'+2 vs "Qarabag"
⏰ 90'+3 and +7 vs "Qarabag"
⏰ 90'+1 vs Hoffenheim
⏰ 90'+7 vs Borussia D
⏰ 90'+7 vs Stuttgart
⌚Alonso time😎
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
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Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
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Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
clearly you would have deserved the win
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
"we are gay guys"
-xabi alonso
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
"If we lose we are gay"
-Xabi Alonso
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
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Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
TOTS
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Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
Comparing us and Leipzig = 0 Knowledge
Team - 1. FC Kaiserslautern
rb leipzig badge🤦🏼♂️
Player - Josko Gvardiol
Now everyone in Manchester likes him
General Discussions
Varchesfraud pidog 😭😭😭😭😭
Team - FC St. Pauli
Why people hate this club?
Team - FC St. Pauli
The club is very open about it's political stance. Hence why many people with different opinions see St. Pauli as a symbol for everything they despise.
Team - Holstein Kiel
https://s3a.sofifa.net/a895c18fec351e475a42f33763c9ea31de02d43e.jpg
League - German 2. Bundesliga (2)
So funny how again everyone predicted Hamburg will get promoted
League - German 2. Bundesliga (2)
I mean if you look at the squad and finances, everything on paper points them to be the favourite but... Its HSV
Team - FC Hansa Rostock
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Team - FC Hansa Rostock
Bye bye and don't come back too soon
Team - FC Hansa Rostock
Nächste Saison könnt ihr Toiletten in Unterhaching zerstören ihr Wichser
Team - FC Hansa Rostock
😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😹😹😹 where are those fucking Hansa and Millwall fans, mediocre teams that only aspire to reach the third division
Team - FC Hansa Rostock
Goodbye Nazis 🫡
League - German 2. Bundesliga (2)
Fuck Hansa
League - German 2. Bundesliga (2)
there is a reason they are Pauli rivals
League - German 2. Bundesliga (2)
Filthy nazi club
League - German 2. Bundesliga (2)
fuck Hansa
League - German 2. Bundesliga (2)
If you predicted Kiel to go up you might as well play the lottery
League - German 2. Bundesliga (2)
The last two times you guys were here (2014 and 2019) we got promoted together, let's do it again
League - German 2. Bundesliga (2)
Hi again
League - German 2. Bundesliga (2)
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Player - Sascha Mockenhaupt
He's actually verified on Twitch
(twitch.tv/m_ocki)
Team - Barcelona Sporting Club
Rival team : England 💀
Team - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
bro pulled a Pep in the final
Player - Ademola Lookman
Stopped leverkusen unbeaten streak
Player - Ademola Lookman
Look, man. The only one break Bayer neverlosen
Player - Ademola Lookman
my nigga lookman
Player - Ademola Lookman
Bros got the dead ball playstyle but he has 51 Free kick accuracy and 69 curve???
Player - Ademola Lookman
I wish they would update his face in game, he's been one of my favorite players to use for so many years now, and it always feel damn good to see those players you lowkey have a "connection" with, doing good IRL.
Player - Ademola Lookman
83/85
Southgate wouldn't have called him up if he still plays for England
Player - Ademola Lookman
Owner of Neverlusen.
Player - Ademola Lookman
One of the best performances I've seen
Player - Ademola Lookman
better than Osimhen this year
Player - Ademola Lookman
The L in Bayer Leverkusen's streak stands for LOOKMAN 💥
Player - Ademola Lookman
After this season and especially this performance he deserves no less than 83 imo
Player - Ademola Lookman
Jesus there was no reason to go in that hard😭😭
Player - Ademola Lookman
Your country has over 31 thousand woman victims of r@pe reported across India.
Player - Ademola Lookman
Better than bellingham
Team - Atalanta
90% of good managers are midfielders, defenders or goalkeepers, as they see the game in a more constructive way, in addition to having a higher "football IQ".
Very rarely will we see a striker or a winger being a good manager, as I consider them to be dumber tactically.
Before anyone says it, I consider Cruyff more of a "10" than a "9".
Team - Atalanta
The kids wanted to leverkuser win, and the man knows that gasperini is tough guy, congrats for once again show the seria a should never be underestimated. I hope the best for you guys ♥︎