JohnnyXLV

"A man from Morocco is detained after biting off a *normal man*'s ear" Idk what's the worst thing about this 💀😭 https://s3a.sofifa.net/e065310b580ac3320c46ebd3cec8c2c4ea204e64.png

Wdym Jordan Pickford is decent?

Jordan Peterson has to be in the top 5 biggest frauds of all time, absolute pseud

Favela moment

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We lost to this Atalanta super team because klopp’s aura saw Atalanta as the only thing that could end Leverkusen’s unbeaten run My manager 💪🏿

why so aggressive? my nigerian pal

Average clueless aussie

Yanited fan twerking for Assna

Mussolini lol

Like Dortmund

WWE is so fucking useless and shit

Real shit

literally me

hey

Who

Who?

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Dortmund still winning the CL btw

hold dat pussy the weather has been fucking beautiful in London

yo neymar sunny innit

Female nicknames: "Alexa" bc she's called Alexandra Male nicknames: "Mainzman" https://s3a.sofifa.net/0c7171053edcff3df63cc2f643801b41d64be920.jpg

talk about a useless stat

i just got home from a date with my fiancee and see 4-0 against united crazy

“WhiteIsRight” or commonly known as “WIR” for short is a Syrian refugee immigrant who moved to Norway at the age of 5. Growing up he had it tough. The Norwegian people bullied him and made fun of him for his ethnicity. This led “WIR” to become depressed and spend most of his days in his room glued to his computer. One day he stumbled upon FIFA career mode website www.sofifa.com where he copes and escapes his daily life by pretending to be a white supremacist Norwegian. He teams up with other oppressed minorities around the world including “Craven” who in reality is a brown migrant from El Salvador and “YSV” a secretly black man who hates his life and wishes to be white. And “Osman” a Kurdish neonazi who pretends to be Turkish. They call this “The Brotherhood” and will often get exposed by German user “Yung Keen” and American user “D R VII”

Jaimie also known as “Fridgefreezer” is a 17 year old English inbred from Norwich. When he was younger he was forced to wear his sisters clothes since his single mother couldn’t fuck enough men to get more money. He got bullied due to him being very feminine cause of this, this caused Jamie to be very insecure when he grew up. When he discovered a site called “www.Sofifa.com” he found the joy of his life. He could not be judged for being feminine, but since he is so insecure he started copying other users. He went from from “Führer Jamie” to “Femboy Jamie” in a span of 3 months. He got so insecure he even posted his own sister on the site, stating it was his gf. But everything took for the worst when a french-portugese nigga doxxed him, three hours later there was a 4’11ft Bangladeshi man standing in front of his door, ready to rape him. It was none other than “Iscogoat.”

This is a comment Name Merchant would make after his credit card got declined then blame capitalism for it

I hate copypastas. Imagine copying everything other people say. Such an unoriginal thing. This place is dead, finished. Imagine posting the same words every day, every time, every hour, every minute, every second. Why would someone do anything like that. That's just dumb. Very unoriginal jokes like "Kebab 67/73", "not hard", "cool", "yeah man", "oh", "serious comments", "Hello. I'm Antonis brother (Konstantinos). Antonis tonight when he was returning to home, had a serious car accident and is now in a very bad situation in the Local Hospital. He told me to share this here because (as he said) you are for him a very special company, and he wanted to let you know. I'll come again when i'll have any news(i hope good) about his progress" and "You have over 500 comments. Probably closer to 1000, since I don't doubt that you've had accounts banned in the past. Every single one of those comments are either racist or targeted at someone. Now, lets just say each of those comments took on average around 2 minutes to make or post. In reality, its probably more factoring in the time it took you to read replies or think about the comment in general. Thats over 2000 minutes. Thats 33 hours. Thats a long fucking time. Now, I can almost guarantee you've written more of these comments across a bunch of websites. I'm just gonna take a stab in the dark here and say you spend most of your free time writing these comments. And knowing that you dont have a job, probably live at home with your parents, you definitely have a lot of free time. All that time, wasted, writing these racist hateful comments. Thats sad. Fag" Congratulations, you've wasted your life. I can categorically say you will never amount to anything. You serve no purpose" That's just stupid

What a horrible day to be literate

Keep that shit bottled like a man 💪🏻

The Ukrainian faggot had me blocked all that time 😭😭😭 Thought he finally contributed to the war statistics

Everton and possibly Brentford are safe

Bacon🥓 fact of the day People who eat bacon🥓 are statistically less likely to blow themselves up

dortmund in the ucl final after finishing 5th in bundesliga https://s3a.sofifa.net/2c149e0c21e491642b59d040a017f4d30a27892f.jpg

Dortmund vs Bayern UCL final https://s3a.sofifa.net/e10a83ac14bce54ecd34c617421f7a7bd8aedd07.jpg

https://s3a.sofifa.net/5a2a5e79f4a9fee7b747cd75899c7e09dd22eaf3.png Steeeeeve Denkey

real madrid actual RBs; Carvajal and Vazquez. Real Madrid RBs few seasons ago; Carvajal and Odriozola.

idk but would he milk a mon https://s3a.sofifa.net/dffbfefac2b0dd741943188c44b6930787a19b85.png

you're forgiven

No one replied to this, i guess i’m a certified unc now 😭 https://s3a.sofifa.net/a32fb4e1327a3bfe8125d16942484de9014b483e.jpg

Mergim Berisha

Yeah, I lied too, my dad is from Tristan da Acunha and my mom from Esatini, I was born on Romania but I came to live here when I was 2 y.o

*Angola

I hope they go down so he can finally see Everton win some games

Wish Mitrovic never went to Saudi

Was really good in American Psycho: https://s3a.sofifa.net/27e500bf1cb476d0847411239500f6623ffecdce.jpg

all in his mind?

POV: Dembele after scoring against Dortmund https://s3a.sofifa.net/bb766ac381468deb521bd5aad15531b8245d49b9.jpg

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https://s3a.sofifa.net/1bf8ea9d2a9ac3d234b4ac453f0e90bdc8f0734e.jpg

Wtf https://s3a.sofifa.net/af1147e67edfa53def7efaceaa067bf01c0be437.jpg

REAL MOTHAFUCKAS KNOW WHEN AUGUST COMES JAMIE'S FUCKING SWEEPING THAT SHIT. AND THE TOURNEY AFTER. 10 FUCKING WINS IN A ROW FOR JAMIE COMING REAL SOON MOTHERFUCKER. YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW IT YET BECAUSE THE BUM MOTHERFUCKERS VOTED FOR PINK GUY, BUT IN AUGUST WE SWEEP THAT SHIT, JAMIE 30-0 BOBBY, JAMIE 30-0 ANDY MOTHERFUCKER, #JAMIE10WINS

Ratio

Who's that blud

...who?

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This is why we need pinned comments ong

how it feels to be an Andy Larkin fan in 2024 https://s3a.sofifa.net/d071ea82b85125d5bf515192dec7fe814a011fdd.gif

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3rd place match Upvote for Osman 🇦🇺 Downvote for Andy Larkin 🇷🇸