Gaming Sloth

Perth Glory would be a good fit

"Is MaYoNnAiSe An InStRuMeNt?"

Mans one 1 UCL trophy after spending a trillion dollars and is talking

Facts city fans need to accept: Trash without oil money

1. Lyon does not have a UCL trophy since they do not have unlimited resources like City. 2. All UCL trophies are the same color so it's not very clever from you to say that. 3. Newcastle has the same amount of UCL tropies as Lyon, so, again, not very clever from you lol.

Fun Fact: Suarez has the best goalkeeping stats of any non-goalkeeper in fifa, i'm sure 2010 Ghana fans would agree...

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he's that one youth academy player that grows 10 overalls when you send him out on loan

Harvey Elliott - Premier League 64/87 The man, the myth, the legend, loved by few, hated by most, but carries sofifa with his hits. Harvizão Elliotinho - LaLiga 73/85 Pace -10 Passing +10 Stamina -Lowest stamina in the whole game. Would struggle to make it past the first half and gets called overrated brazilian often, his family constantly argues with the board for money. Fans are suspicious of him dating his sister. Kids talented tho. Harviany Delliot - Serie A 62/80 Pace -5 Defending +10 on a winger Dribbling -10 The media won’t talk about him till he joins Juventus, yet he makes top tier club defenders look like absolute shit every weekend. His body looks like a wet mop and physicians can’t really explain how a body like that could move fast, so even if it does, ea would prefer to follow the physicians advice. Jarvi Ellyot - Ligue 1 60/87 Pace +5 Dribbling +5 Physical -10 His own club fans comment on his sofifa page saying he is yet another overrated french player, yet he is literally the clubs all time top scorer with just 17 years old, we won’t mention that the second one has only 12 goals. Some believe he’ll end up in the Russian league, but smart mans know he will wear Fullham’s 10 shirt 8 years from now. Harven Ellioth- Bundesliga 60/82 Stamina +Infinite Strength +10 Pace -Non existent He is a consistent performer in one of the best teams of the season in the Bundesliga, yet fans think he wouldn’t make it anywhere else because of his lack of pace on fifa so they enjoy comparing him to what Mertesacker would have been as a winger. Yet to emit any type of emotions in real life, he has been linked to literally every club ever, but the transfers never happen and we don’t really know what his voice sounds like. One key asset, he looks like Toni Kroos. This is what I got from carefully analyzing most of your comments, I obviously missed some key things, you can add them here.

I know he may have done some silly things, but he is 17, I can imagine that the majority of people on SoFifa have acted the same way at 17, (God, imagine some of the troglodytes that have infested this website when they were 17). Either way, just looking at him as a player. I would say 70-72/87-88. Very promising player.

One of the best players in the Championship this season and he can't even buy alcohol legally.

I don't understand how he can only have 57 composure he's so composed.

Are you just going onto every popular page and posting your career mode squad, regardless of whether the player is in it?

Because he actually plays... And I mean, he is the youngest player to ever start a game in the Premier League (was 15 or 16yo at the time). He is really talented too and already showed it on pro level... It's not like EA have to predict that a random kid who only plays in the youth stages have potential to be a superstar... Barça's youth academy has been the biggest example of that, with a lot of young boys flopping

maybe it's because he actually plays games for his team, and plays well-getting goals and assists. Most other 16-17-year-olds who are 67 rated don't play that much or play in a worse league. Also, the premier league is the best league in the world and boasts the best players, so they deserve higher ratings and potential.

Good enough to be on the bench or the starting XI of England squad. He was class today, 77/89 and next fifa he should be at CM/RW

do you have an underlying head injury by any chance?

We've all done bad things, and yes that should come back at yo. However trying to justify an injury like this on somebody like ur doing in worse. Have some shame

Better than greenwood ever was tbh and he didn't chase money to join prison fc

How this guy isn’t 25 already

look everybody, a thoughtful and contextualized analysis of a player. take notes

He doesn’t show in the stat sheet often but he opens up the game with his movement and intelligence on the ball, still don’t understand why he isn’t playing more, our best football has been with him on the pitch

This guy is f*cking ridiculous, he plays like a veteran, never backs down, always wants the ball, if he was a BVB player he’d be worth 100m€+

How are United fans saying it’s a dive when even Roy Keane in the studio agreed it was a pen. Wan-Bissaka clearly missed the ball and the replays showed that.

Saved us again, maybe just let him start the next game, Dom is not bad or anything, but Harvey is balling at the moment.

How the f is he still 77, should be 80+

Starboy will cook under Slot in a 4-2-3-1 next season

This lad has 46 Premier League minutes this season. Stop being a fool

Legend https://s3a.sofifa.net/5cf10c0660b2c090ad7fff2102856950e121dd47.jpg

No, he has been used as a 9/f9 in the past but it is clear that he is much comfortable on the lw

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Dear Jaden, I hope this letter finds you in a moment of joy, for that is where you belong, bathed in the light of your own radiant spirit. From the first time our paths crossed, your presence has been like a gentle breeze on a hot summer's day, refreshing and invigorating. In you, I see the embodiment of everything that is beautiful and pure in this world. Your laughter is like music to my ears, your smile a beacon of warmth that illuminates even the darkest of days. With each word you speak, each gesture you make, you weave a tapestry of kindness and compassion that leaves me in awe. Your essence, Jaden, is a rare treasure, one that I cherish with every fiber of my being. Your unwavering faith in the goodness of humanity, your boundless optimism, and your capacity to love unconditionally inspire me to be a better person each and every day. As we journey through life, navigating its twists and turns, know that you are never alone. My heart beats in rhythm with yours, a silent symphony of love and devotion that transcends the confines of time and space. Together, we are stronger than the sum of our parts, united in our pursuit of happiness and fulfillment. So here's to us, Jaden, two souls intertwined in a dance of love and understanding. May our love continue to blossom and flourish, like a flower basking in the warmth of the sun. And may you always know, without a shadow of a doubt, that you are loved beyond measure, now and for all eternity. With all my love, yours truly

Next Willian

https://s3a.sofifa.net/a6638f85488d270069a067106b7912a869be7298.jpg who is the taller mango ? This one looks way over 186cm / 6'1"

He is giving Willian vibes 🤌

Get well soon lad

Get well soon!! Such an unfortunate situation, I hope that it isn't that serious :(((((

Get well soon!!

Besides all banter get well soon FDJ

People making fun of injuries are seriously the lowest fucking scum in the entire football community.

You're right, Szobo is miles clear.

https://s3a.sofifa.net/331cbbe1d095a62b0b856dbf32f0144a55b54a1f.jpg

When people will see the quality of his passing and crosses, they'll realise the talent and huge potential this player has.

You're awful . Even against you could see from his touches he's a baller even he didn't play for sometime

lmao dude he was the best belgian winger last season . and he moved to a shitty club with lots of player it's not a proper club for him

nigga u from brazil , crime rate aint doin u favors

Delete ur account lil bro

You’re an Arsenal fan - you should probably have learned to stay humble by now

Should be 91/91 he's one of the best in the world like De bruyne and Haaland

I swear this guys legs are made out of pasta sticks ffs how do you get injured after 5 BLOODY MINUTES EA should create a play style called weetabix legs and make Thiago the first player with that play style how is he always injured he should just retire