The Black Mexican

Cowell toma unas decisiones tan pendejas

Perdón por no seguir solapando a un pinche borracho que se cagó en el club

Más por las que acababa de cagar el pendejo decrépito del chicharito alv

Y QUE CHINGUE A SU RE PERRA VERGA EL NACO GORDO DE ALEXIS VEGA

Chicharito tiene un chingo

Vi el partido con un primo y me dijo: "si nos mete gol no creo que lo celebre" XDDDDDDDDD

Nah, alch solo un pendejo creyó que el chicharito venía a reventar la liga, todos sabíamos que venía a retirarse por capricho de la afición Pero tampoco esperaba que se pasara tanto de pendejo XD

Ahora resulta que es robo por que se tardaron un chingo en marcar el fuera de lugar jajaja, no es nuestra culpa que tengamos árbitros tan incompetentes que se demoren tanto en tomar una decisión

Fácil, a muchos se les olvida que Macías estuvo DOS AÑOS lesionado, ¿Qué confianza le puede dar a alguien un jugador así?

El cruz azul va a ser campeón por paco villa y el morrillo, de mí se acuerdan

Your skin color says 1000% african

heh we were the reason he cried!!!

This is me and my footballer lookalike, guess who is who https://s3a.sofifa.net/24ae3c1d2aa55c59cd9dba380094cca024c0610f.png https://s3a.sofifa.net/2ec10d71c2ce24457560c1d99c38467c7ec73ea7.jpg

Technically Luciano Acosta, Cristian Espinoza, and Álvaro Barreal could play for the USMNT

More mexican than you

If you're not going to respect the country you live in, then maybe leave. And maybe get some help on the way out. All you do is hate on here

Wei ya sabemos que estás bien pendejo pero por lo menos aprende a leer Quien aquí dijo que Santi no será titular? Y nunca será titular del Madrid. Ya deja de abrir la boca antes de pensar

De seguro le llegaron con el finiquito al Jimmy en su oficina y por eso mandó esta convocatoria

Y Julián Araujo

Pareces cagada al lado de mí jajaja puro negro asqueroso

Because most of those goals were before the winter break. After that he's had a hard time in front of goal

Mi convocatoria y alineación para copa America al momento (los ratings no son míos para que no empiecen a mamar) https://s3a.sofifa.net/766b54b6c259668baa1fe23fb8648f66bf193274.png

No coincido, fue de los mejores sub-23 del torneo si no es que el mejor (quizá detrás de Marcelo).

Esa mamada qué wey, alch mejor ni comentes.

No la Reimers diciendole Kong a Rudiger 🤦🤦🤦

Once upon a time, in a quaint little village nestled between rolling hills and whispering forests, there lived a curious young girl named Lily. Lily was not an ordinary girl; she had a special gift. She could talk to animals. Every evening, as the sun dipped below the horizon and the stars began to twinkle in the vast expanse of the night sky, Lily would embark on her nightly adventure. With her loyal companion, a wise old owl named Oliver, perched on her shoulder, she would set out into the woods. On this particular evening, as they ventured deeper into the forest, they stumbled upon a hidden clearing bathed in the soft glow of the moon. In the center of the clearing stood a magnificent oak tree, its branches reaching towards the heavens like outstretched arms. As Lily approached the tree, she noticed a tiny creature huddled at the base, trembling with fear. It was a fairy, her delicate wings quivering with every breath. "What's wrong?" Lily asked softly, her voice carrying the gentle reassurance of a summer breeze. The fairy looked up, her eyes wide with fright. "I've lost my magic dust," she whispered. "Without it, I cannot fly home to the Enchanted Kingdom." Lily's heart went out to the little fairy. "Don't worry," she said with a warm smile. "We'll help you find it." And so, with Oliver leading the way with his keen eyesight, they embarked on a quest to find the fairy's lost magic dust. Through meandering streams and shadowy glens, they searched every nook and cranny of the forest. Finally, just as the first light of dawn began to kiss the treetops, they stumbled upon a shimmering glade bathed in golden light. And there, nestled amongst the petals of a dew-kissed flower, lay the fairy's precious magic dust. With a joyful cry, the fairy scooped up her magic dust and sprinkled it over her delicate wings. In an instant, she was enveloped in a radiant glow, her wings shimmering like a thousand diamonds. "Thank you," she said, her voice filled with gratitude. "You have restored my magic, and for that, I am forever grateful." With a graceful flutter of her wings, the fairy soared into the sky, leaving behind a trail of sparkling stardust in her wake. As Lily and Oliver watched her disappear into the horizon, a sense of warmth filled their hearts. For in that moment, they knew that no matter how small they may be, their kindness had made a difference in someone's life. And so, hand in wing, they made their way back home, the stars twinkling overhead like a silent chorus of gratitude, as the night surrendered to the gentle embrace of dawn.

Pareces mierda al lado de mi jajaj

69/72

Por qué me das like con tu otra cuenta vato?

Mexicans doesn’t celebrate "Cinco de Mayo", puto ilegal

Finally

El problema es que lo empezaron a pintar como un delantero que sería excepcional, cuando la realidad es que no será nada más allá de lo normal

Esta pagina es mas radioactiva que Chernobyl; el Saltamuros de Mexicano Local, Narizones por doquier, un Ecuakong disfrazado, Chilindios... Etc, etc.

You're not Mexican, and you shame us

Pues qué pendejo jajaja 🤣

Why Pessi will never be the GOAT 🐐 https://s3a.sofifa.net/635e5da6b1bfea095b16fc9d2add5d485bc1cf4c.jpg

Eso no se celebra pocho pendejo

Pecho frío, sobrevalorado e irregular como buen mexicano.

JAJAJAJAJA entiende puto simio, ser blanco no es insulto, es un halago, ofensa sería ser un negro de mierda como tú 😂🫵🫵

https://s3a.sofifa.net/b6a09ea0e822f0648230914dd661dc311de4f015.jpg

Ya le tomaste la foto, ahora dáselo al coyote que te cruzó jajaja

Tienes un problema de comprensión wey

Por malo

Crappy player overrated only by Mexicans.

23th April has become memorial day in Mexico, on that day Mexicans couldn't cope the fact that Gimenez wasn't going to become the best striker in the world. Never have so many people committed mass suicide on one day.

He's suffering from terminal mexicanitis my diagnostic is 2 years of European career left for him, at best. From then on we can only pray 🙏🤞🏿

Si padre es gringo igual, de ahí la nacionalidad, no tuvo que pasar viviendo en USA para naturalizarse, saludos.

Pareces mierda a comparación de todos mi negrazo local, que no quede duda que eres el más moreno mi pinche estiércol con patas 💪🏿

Un mexicano tirando un facto en el fútbol solo se ve cada 150 años. A la pinche verga carnal pidan un deseo ahuevo

Y JAJAJAJAJJ no te da vergüenza ponerte esos escudos solo porque tus mejores jugadores juegan ahí? Igualmente dice mucho sobre ustedes que los mejores mejinarcos jueguen en clubes del nivel de feyenord y west ham 🤢😂

Next season? 👀🇲🇽 https://s3a.sofifa.net/26a1396e559fe5d3ca70cd955f61b8de9c380f85.jpg

Don't know why he is comparing an overrated Eredivisie striker who can't score in a shit league with the topscorer of the PL...

4 goals on 18 matches in EREDIVIESE, yeah, he would be class in premier 😂

Nah, tampoco, eso solo en caso de que vaya a otro equipo y lo banqueen.

Que culon pegando por la espalda, hasta en eso pierden

😭😭😭 jajaja where are you finding those lies

Go watch NFL bro you're far too green on this sport 😭 winning this couple of games is literally the most important thing that has ever happened to you national team ever, football has been around for centuries and you're achieving something important that is winning a tournament to the worse generation of Mexicans ever and you're acting like it is a flex 😭😭😭😭

Get whatever coach you want, it won't make a difference for the next 10 years, we will keep spanking you each year 😂 🤫

Owns all of Mexico

100% Mexican? You literally have a Colombian and a Argentinian lol