Team - Chelsea
Enjoy conference league 💀
Team - Chelsea
considering we are on our worse ever years thanks to Peter Lim, Let's take a look at the financial numbers:
Valencia CF net spending (23/24): +17M€.
Chelsea FC net spending (23/24): -198,3M€
Valencia CF net spending (22/23): +42,10M€.
Chelsea FC net spending (22/23): -562,49M€
Wow mate, congrats for finishing 12th and 8th after a net spending of 760.79M€, your club have outperformed expectations
Team - Chelsea
a Joke of a club
Team - Chelsea
I suppose he needed a excuse for the crap below par performances this season, if he wasn't so costly I'd sell him tomorrow utter garbage player, we got played by Benfica big time.
Player - Sofyan Amrabat
got absolutely brutalised by odegaard earlier
Team - Manchester United
Yup dont want that tuchel overthinking shit here
Team - Manchester United
Any one want Tuchel now? If anyone even wanted him in the first place
Team - Chelsea
Keep: Mudryk and Madueke Loan: Diego Moreira Sell: Sterling
Team - Chelsea
just take nunez man he will thrive under no pressure from your plastic fans 70m and he's yours
Team - Manchester United
Antony, the worst player at the club since January: 3 goals and 2 assists
Jadon Sancho who moved to Dortmund and "owned" Ten Hag, proving he was right and world class all along: 3 goals and 2 assists
Team - Manchester United
Wow so they have practically the same rating as well.... thanks for adding to my point
Team - Manchester United
No thats not significant, its a tiny difference.
0.33 is not the difference between one being shit and and the other very good.
Player - Thiago Silva
Mid
Team - Chelsea
Chelsea fans watching Nico Jackson every week knowing they sold King Kai to one of their biggest rivals
https://s3a.sofifa.net/63637bed2d5c0517235feca17c7a0046089d116e.jpg
Team - Chelsea
Get that nigga bum jackson out the game
Player - Bukayo Saka
Saka-foden-bellingham is a debate, but stop adding palmer to it
Team - Manchester United
Jose
LVG
EtH
Moyes
Rangnick
Ole Gunnar Glazer
Player - Bruno Fernandes
Shhhh Chelsea fans can't call players horrendous even thought he alone is better than your entire current team
Player - Enzo Jeremías Fernandez
https://twitter.com/sportbible/status/1761849404435161258
Player - Romeo Lavia
we really dodged a bullet with him and caidedo tbh
endo and macca >>>
Team - Chelsea
No…it isn’t…
Team - Chelsea
Boehly is an attrocious owner who is leading Chelsea into an economical disaster in the next years to come. And it's worse if you consider how the signings are performing, from champions of Europe to 2 consecutive years in the 10th position.
Reminds me of Bartomeu and i'm not joking.
Team - Chelsea
Which club do you coach now again?
Team - Chelsea
https://s3a.sofifa.net/b735507ec5660ab147019c5e27694ec6c70e08c5.jpg
;)
Team - Chelsea
Gusto is shite
Team - Chelsea
1 step forward, 1 step back. Chelshit.
Player - Victor Osimhen
Should stay in Italy, just not at Napoli. I don't wanna see this guy play terrorism ball in the prem. I wouldn't even be mad if he went to Real Madrid, would suck for Barca, but anything to keep him away from that country
Player - Victor Osimhen
im not american i just live here. The Prem is the most boring of the top 5 leagues (after france) no one wants him there
Team - Chelsea
Anthony taylor goated
Team - Chelsea
Watch idiots complain about refs now.
Team - Chelsea
He grabbed him with two hands that is a clear pen.
Team - Chelsea
Still hearing Chelsea fans saying Arsenal was lucky, banter aside do you really think so considering:
1. Scoring a pen because of a deflection, was a pen though but lucky
2. Scoring with a failed cross
3. Arsenal not getting a penalty when Sanchez crashed into Jesus.
And the Sanchez mistakes were not luck on the side of Arsenal thats just him being poor in that game, this is different from Rayas mistake as Mudryk did not mean to shoot.
And yes you dominated for 78 mintues but the game is 100 minutes these days and you can't switch off like that and you not being able to finish is not unlucky either, it's just poor finishing.
Am I just being biased or what am I missing about Arsenal being lucky?
Rant over.
Team - Chelsea
Lmao what you had like 2 consecutive wins against Fulham and Burnley and drew against Arsenal and now all of a sudden you deserve upgrades after playing like shit for a full year?
Team - Chelsea
Stop being so reactionary about Sanchez. He cost us a goal and he should be held accountable for that. But we should also remember how good he's been in the other games. Saved us far more than a goal already this season.
Team - Chelsea
Calm down, buckaroo, he just made a poor decision, no need to call for his head
Team - Chelsea
chealsea the ultimate bottlejobs
Team - Chelsea
First time in the season Chelsea have *actually* look *good*. the previous wins were not very convincing, except for Luton (but it's Luton), game vs Liverpool was meh by both sides... So yeah, for the first time this season I think you'll be justified to be hyped or at least optimistic. Mudryk has played like his price tag for the first time, Palmer was probably your best purchase in two years in terms of cost-benefit, Gusto is showing he's worthy of a fight for the starting spot (even if still way off Reece), and Caicedo seems to have kicked into gear, tho still not giving 100M vibes.
Player - Thiago Silva
outside of a purple patch last season he's been poor and clearly regressed (which is fine he is 39)
82/82 he should be dropped when badiashile comes back
Team - Chelsea
Who’s alliance? I saw a video of Reece James saying this inside the dressing room.
Team - Chelsea
Wow.. what a touching message.. but I feel like I’ve heard this somewhere before 🤔.
I heard the captain of Chelsea football club says this after every match.
Team - Chelsea
You guys are so thick you don't understand sarcasm lmao Chelsea are horrible
Team - Manchester United
he is just farming upvotes everyone knows that the era of cristiano and de gea had to end, they had nothing to do with the decline of manchester united.
Team - Chelsea
Broja > Jackson , by a million miles
Team - Chelsea
Yah he is good why drop him
Team - Chelsea
this jackson guy is shit
Team - Chelsea
Why this chelsea is nothing like the champions league winner 3years ago? THis is more like a midtable English Championship team or even English Ligue 1 team
Team - Chelsea
not good enough mate. not a troll, just cant believe cfc has declined this much since roman left
Team - Chelsea
How I'd rate cfc in eafc24:
Sanchez 78
Bettinelli 71
Fofana 80
Badiashile 79
Colwill 76
Disasi 80
Chalobah 76
Silva 84
Chilwell 82
Cucurella 78
Maatsen 76
James 84
Gusto 77
Enzo 84
Caicedo 82
Lavia 77
Santos 72
Ugochukwu 73
Gallagher 77
Chukwuemeka 71
Sterling 82
Mudryk 77
Madueke 78
Nkunku 88
Jackson 78
Broja 76
Team - Chelsea
Minha classificação da PL para esta época:
1. Man City
2. Newcastle
3. Arsenal
4. Man United
5. Liverpool
6. Brighton
7. Aston Villa
8. Tottenham
9. Chelsea
10. Fulham
11. West Ham
12. Burnley
13. Brentford
14. Bournemouth
15. Nottingham
16. Wolves
17. Crystal Palace
18. Sheffield Utd
19. Everton
20. Luton Town
Se eu estiver extremamente enganado me avisem
Team - Chelsea
Or buying for a group of people, like a family perhaps
Team - Liverpool
Stop feeling sad for us and start worrying if your 12th team can make it to the top 10.
Team - Liverpool
Liverpool is both a much bigger club and a much better team than Chelsea. The only reason players prefer Chelsea over Liverpool is because Chelsea offer 3x the salary. Yeah, warra pull for Chelsea!
Player - Enzo Jeremías Fernandez
Enzo 85/91
Caicedo 82/89
Lavia 72/85
Player - Enzo Jeremías Fernandez
opts to be a sideways passer despite liverpool being at their absolute worst defensively
Team - Chelsea
You keep wasting money on average players tbh.
Team - Chelsea
You've spent close to a billion and Idk if you finish top 6 next season.
Team - Chelsea
Why have we bought Robert sanchez???? A keeper that was replaced by Jason Steel for the last 16 games of last season, due to the fact in de Zerbi’s words “he’s foot work and keeping was not up to the standard I expect from my keeper” de Zerbi went on to say “steel was better suited to my preferred style of passing out from the back”. Our club is fucking joke signing this 2nd choice can’t pass or save goalkeeper just another in a long line of terrible signings at this club so far apart from Nico Jackson and Badiaschile our recruitment has been crap.
People were taking the piss out of Graham potter saying he isn’t up to Chelsea’s standard of coach at this club, and yet nobody is moaning at the total lack of quality in our signings as not being up to the standard of this club, this Todd Boehly is just buying kids and hope 50% work it’s a stupid strategy and I don’t like him or the decision makers, scouts identifying kids wow where’s the real signings????
Player - Jadon Sancho
He is Chelsea's current level. Todd Boehly and his men should sign the boy and give him a contract until 2033 with £500k weekly wage since Sancho is a Chelsea fan.
Team - Arsenal
Man Utd in 11/12, 32nd round, 8 pts clear of City... 3 ROUNDS LATER THAN ARSENAL.
A greater bottling.
You tried tho, you did. Cheers.
https://s3a.sofifa.net/44baac2e978b664f700dda502806eb514cf85622.jpg
Team - Chelsea
Lmao the fanbase of this sht club is rotten to the core